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11. What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
12. Why are cemeteries so popular? People are just dying to get in there!
13. What type of key opens a banana? A mon-key.
14. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hawaii! Hawaii who? I'm good, thanks. Hawaii you?
15. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef! What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean meat!

About Us

Online-Jokes.com is an online repository for the best funny jokes, dad jokes, kids jokes, knock-knock jokes, and much more. We guarantee to provide laughter wherever you are!

The jokes on our website are hand-picked by our staff to ensure quality and laughter. Jokes are only funny if delivered correctly, and we will always aim to deliver jokes of the highest quality possible.

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New Joke Categories Coming Soon

We are delighted to announce that due to popular demand of our website we are expanding the number as well as the categories of jokes. We will be adding 5 more categories, and approximately 500 more jokes.

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Joke Of The Week #2 – 2022

We find ourselves in the second week of the year, and it’s once again time for our joke of the week.

As voted by our users, this week’s joke of the week is:

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Joke Of The Week #1 – 2022

It’s a new year and this year’s first joke of the week is a little bit on the naughty side.

As voted by our users, this week’s joke of the week is:

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Vote For Your Favorite Jokes

We have introduced a voting system that allows you to upvote or downvote any one of our jokes. This new feature will ensure that over time only the best jokes will be shown to our users, while the bad ones will drop away and be eventually deleted.

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Welcome To Online-Jokes.com

We are a new online repository for only the best jokes. All our jokes are hand-picked and staff reviewed, so we can confidently guarantee that we will provide high quality jokes that will make you laugh non-stop!