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1. Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
2. What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!
3. Why are cemeteries so popular? People are just dying to get in there!
4. Why is the mushroom always invited to parties? He's just a fungi.
5. Why did the onion go red and got flustered? It saw the salad dressing.

The Best Dad Jokes That Will Have The Whole Family Laughing

Dads are good at so much stuff, from teaching you how to use a drill to showing you how to play football, and everything in between. They provide a steady hand to hold and a strong shoulder to cry or lean on. And they do all this with that special sense of humor that we all know as "dad jokes".

What's a dad joke exactly? Well, it's usually that pun-heavy, can't-help-but-laugh type of one-liner joke that dads are best at delivering thanks to their vast life experience and dry wit.

Sure, there are better jokes our there, for example kids jokes, but we just can't help but laugh at the one-liner "too bad they're good" puns and jokes from our old man.

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New Joke Categories Coming Soon

We are delighted to announce that due to popular demand of our website we are expanding the number as well as the categories of jokes. We will be adding 5 more categories, and approximately 500 more jokes.

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Joke Of The Week #2 – 2022

We find ourselves in the second week of the year, and it’s once again time for our joke of the week.

As voted by our users, this week’s joke of the week is:

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Joke Of The Week #1 – 2022

It’s a new year and this year’s first joke of the week is a little bit on the naughty side.

As voted by our users, this week’s joke of the week is:

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Vote For Your Favorite Jokes

We have introduced a voting system that allows you to upvote or downvote any one of our jokes. This new feature will ensure that over time only the best jokes will be shown to our users, while the bad ones will drop away and be eventually deleted.

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Welcome To Online-Jokes.com

We are a new online repository for only the best jokes. All our jokes are hand-picked and staff reviewed, so we can confidently guarantee that we will provide high quality jokes that will make you laugh non-stop!