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1. Knock, knock! Who's there? Figs! Figs who? Figs the doorbell! It's broken.
2. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Water! Water who? Water you doing here? Get lost!
3. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says! Cow says who? No, a cow says moo!
4. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hawaii! Hawaii who? I'm good, thanks. Hawaii you?
5. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Beets! Beets who? Beets me.

The Best Knock Knock Jokes That Will Make Anyone Laugh

Who doesn't love a good knock knock joke? Sure, they're usually seriously silly and heavily pun-laden, but that's part of why they're so fun. They are short, easy to remember, and great for kids!

Enjoy our list of the best silly knock knock jokes and leave your friends and family howling with laughter!

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New Joke Categories Coming Soon

We are delighted to announce that due to popular demand of our website we are expanding the number as well as the categories of jokes. We will be adding 5 more categories, and approximately 500 more jokes.

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Joke Of The Week #2 – 2022

We find ourselves in the second week of the year, and it’s once again time for our joke of the week.

As voted by our users, this week’s joke of the week is:

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Joke Of The Week #1 – 2022

It’s a new year and this year’s first joke of the week is a little bit on the naughty side.

As voted by our users, this week’s joke of the week is:

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Vote For Your Favorite Jokes

We have introduced a voting system that allows you to upvote or downvote any one of our jokes. This new feature will ensure that over time only the best jokes will be shown to our users, while the bad ones will drop away and be eventually deleted.

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Welcome To Online-Jokes.com

We are a new online repository for only the best jokes. All our jokes are hand-picked and staff reviewed, so we can confidently guarantee that we will provide high quality jokes that will make you laugh non-stop!